What shipping wars feel like to shippers:
What shipping wars actually look like:
but if you’ve never seen this movie though
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS MOVIE
WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIS FACE WHY IS IT JUST HIS FACE WHAT
WHY DOES LEONARDO DICAPRIO RANDOMLY HAVE A CAT ON HAND
WHY DOES THE MAN WITH THE WEIRD FACE NOT LIKE THE CAT
WAS WEIRD FACE GUY MAKING OUT WITH THE CHICK OR
Leonardo DiCaprio
According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.
Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?
Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?
I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD
Parental: You don't really do anything on the internet
Me: Tonight you will see the northern lights here
Me: Salem had traces of LSD in their water and that's why the witch trials happened
Me: There are small rubber balls that are invisible in water, so you can kill your enemies
Me: If you kill someone in an unregistered boat in international waters you can't be tried for murder
Me: I can get out of a box buried underground
Me: If you bury someone underground and bury a dog's body a few feet above it, the police will stop searching there
Me:
Me: I also ship destiel
do you ever get so bored that you mentally create a verbal fight with you and somebody else and you get so into it and intense and angry about it and you suddenly realize it’s a fight you made up and you need to seriously lie down and relax
Plot twist: There is no third Hobbit movie. They cram the entire rest of the book into Desolation of Smaug, and they don’t tell anyone about it. So you sit in the theater for six hours, completely unprepared as the film just keeps going.
Plot twist: It’s also the first episode of Sherlock Season 3.
I’VE BEEN GUARDING MY TREASURE JAWN
